I thought of something today. If you ever want to know who’s watching the program you’re watching, all you have to do is look at the actors in the commercials….

I asked my friend Reech what she was up to and she said she believes she might have just committed all 7 deadly sins at once. It turned out that…

Here’s something I don’t understand. How can there still be this much work? You’d think with all the technological advancements that we could hold some kind of lottery where a…

I had a dream that everyone I know was in one room to tell me something – at first I thought it was bad – that I had been busted…

I hope Guiliani wins the Republican nomination. This will ensure that social issues are virtually off the table for the 2008 election. There are two things primarily wrong with American…

I had another commercial audition today, this time for La-Z-Boy. It went well but you can never tell. Casting directors should all play poker because you have no idea whether…

Why is it that dramas outlast comedies? In other words, Citizen Kane and The Bridget on the River Kwai are still phenomenal when you see them today, but it’s very…

Happy Anniversary, Mom & Dad! Yep, that’s right. The other four members of my family have a lot going on these two days – brothers’ birthday yesterday and parents’ anniversary…

Happy Birthday to my brothers, Rakesh and Vikas! OK, since they’re my little brothers, I’ve often thought of them as young. Even though I have many friends younger than they…

I was thinking some more of my mission in life: To make as many people laugh – and think – as I can. So, an interesting question arose – would…

I got up on Crack ‘Em Up Thursdays at the Comedy Store, which is a mostly-black show. I’ve been trying to do these rooms as they are very difficult and…

This time, I brought a random group of people together, at Ma’kai in Santa Monica. I finally met Samir, a friend of my friend Mala’s, reconnected with Mike, a guy…

It’s always fun to see old friends and somewhat fascinating to see them so out-of-context in both time and place. Jordan, an old friend from Fairfield High School and his…

I like oranges better than apples. There. I did it. I think very few people will understand that. Here’s some more on that topic, tho… I don’t understand why anyone…

Early this morning – well, still last night, socially speaking – I did stand-up at a party. I generally abhor doing it, because it’s usually so anticlimactic. I don’t know…

Thanks to BGN of the many Comments on this blog for forwarding me this masterpiece from an employee leaving JP Morgan. It has some speling errors and may be fake…