Day 531/-201: Tuesday, February 26, 2008: Matt Damning (written 9/16/08)
September 16th, 2008
As hot as I think Sarah Palin is (as noted by my previous Facebook status and new standup line: “I used to be against drilling in Alaska but that Sarah Palin makes me want to lay pipe.”), I completely agree with Matt Damon’s condemnation of her.
I’ve always liked Matt Damon - I’m not at all a star-struck person… I’ve always been fascinated by the concept of celebrity but rarely celebrities themselves… I simply can’t stand how people follow these guys all over the place. But for some reason, Damon just seems like the kind of guy you want to grab a beer with.
And if you start telling me how this video is just the Hollywood Elite raining down on ordinary people, I’m going to punch you in the bowels. Besides, that whole “grabbing a beer” thing is apparently the Republicans’ litmus test for high office.
McCain’s pick of her is completely reckless. Not only does it undermine his own Experience argument (which was a good one), it seriously places the United States in harm’s way. This is now a national security issue.
Damon’s reckoning of this to a Disney movie is pure gold - he really should consider doing standup.
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2 Comments Add your own
1. you know who | September 16th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
you know it’s sad when you go to your friends website just to feel like you’re talking to him. this has nothing to do with matt damon, just wanted you to know that I was thinking about you. And I’m fairly sure I’m the ONLY one that ever leaves comments from “you know who”. Although I might start using “whatsherface” because that’s just funnier.
not funnier than carrots though.
2. peter parker | September 26th, 2008 at 11:42 am
please oh please tell me you’ve already seen the jimmy kimmel/matt damon bits from a few months ago. if not, here you go (watch them in order:
Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel Live - he gets angry as hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk
Matt Damon gets blown off by Guillermo at red carpet event
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jirn3jWenA
Matt Damon Guillermo Bourne Ultimatum Jimmy Kimmel Live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23oNcCFriE
Sarah Silverman “I’m F*ing Matt Damon” on Jimmy Kimmel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM
Jimmy, Ben Affleck and the grand finale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGa29kPBbp4
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