October 25, 2008

The Best 2008 Election Essay You Probably Won’t Finish

I’m voting for Barack Obama because he’s black. Yes, because I agree with his policy positions more than I agree with John McCain’s and because I believe we need to…

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Bugs? I Hate Bugs. Bugs Drive Me Crazy. Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Put Me in a Padded Room. I Died There. They Buried Me. They Buried Me with Bugs. Bugs?…

A friend of mine sent this to me. Parable of the Ant and the Grasshopper TRADITIONAL VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his…

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October 20, 2008

Day 535/-197: Friday, March 1, 2008: The Doctor Is In (written 10/19/08)

Here’s the transcript of the health care monologue I wrote for my talk show: 6th Century BC Ayurvedic medicine is first used. We were there. 4th Century BC Hippocrates wrote…

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October 14, 2008

Day 534/-198: Thursday, February 29, 2008: How Stupid Am I – Really? (written 10/14/08)

In the most boneheaded move of all time, HasanMinhaj.com and I just missed our flight. It truly is a remarkable achievement, given that we stayed up all night to ensure…

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