Thanks to my aunt for sending me this great, short Q&A with George Carlin. Very concise answers on what being a comedian is all about.
Seinfeld talked about 4 levels of comedy:
1. You can make your friends laugh.
2. You can make strangers laugh.
3. People pay you to make them laugh.
4. People start to talk like you.
And I’d purport that the 5th level would be…
5. People start to think like you.
If anyone got there, it was George Carlin.
September 11th, 2008
On Chris Matthews’ show, I caught some of the one-liners from the Democratic National Convention… and our neighbors (Andy & Jen (& Grover)) who had my roommate and me over for dinner last night sent me this one from Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland. Here it is:
“You know, it was once said of the first George Bush that he was born on third base and thought he’d hit a triple. Well, with the 22 million new jobs and the budget surplus Bill Clinton left behind, George W. Bush came into office on third base, and then he stole second.”
Solid.
August 30th, 2008
My friend, Eric Campbell, whose wedding I just MCd this month in Chicago as both friend and fellow comic, forwarded to the groomsmen, et al, the review his sister wrote for The Dark Knight.
A bit longer than mine, but wonderfully put. I guess it’s appropriate that she wrote it, given her role as co-MC with me. As we looked out into the crowd of 300+, of which at least half were brown, we both were probably thinking it was quite a dark night.
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Heroic Masterpiece
“The Dark Knight” – Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Heath Ledger, Gary Oldman, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman
Writing Credits: Bob Kane (comic), Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan (screenplay), David S. Goyer, Christopher Nolan (story)
Directed by Christopher Nolan
It’s nice to know that a film with such high expectations has finally met them. It’s record-breaking box office sales certainly do serve to highlight this very thing, having raked in $66.4 million on its opening day and accruing a whopping total of $155 million its opening weekend, breaking both records set by 2007’s “Spider-Man 3”. With five scenes filmed with IMAX cameras, the untimely death of one of its lead actors and talk of the film being THE summer blockbuster of 2008, it makes one want to buy that extra-large tub of popcorn because it’s worth the experience.
And experience it you will. “The Dark Knight” has set a new precedent for comic book movies and fan boys everywhere will be gushing praise for Christopher Nolan’s artsy and dignified portrayal of one of the oldest and most classic hero-villain combos of all time.
The movie kicks off with, appropriately enough, a bank heist, Nolan gearing his audience up for the ride of their lives. The perps are donning ghoulish clown masks as they spray gunfire about the building and load up cash from the vault. As they scramble to make their getaway, one by one they systematically kill each other, their group impregnated with a sinister paranoia. Ultimately there is just one left standing at the end of it all and he makes a grand exit in a school bus, disappearing into the traffic-riddled metropolis whilst law enforcement arrives moments too late.
Meanwhile, under the assumption that Gotham’s most serious threats are now subdued and/or gone (Ra Al Ghul and the Scarecrow from “Batman Begins”), Batman seeks to share the load by joining forces with Lt. Jim Gordon (Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Eckhart), the man whom Bruce Wayne would most like to appoint as Gotham’s new and legitimate savior. Gordon’s and Dent’s staunch approach to upholding the law is just what the city needs in order to dismantle its organized crime, but their dynamic triumvirate proves to be no match for the machinations of a criminal mastermind known only to the public as The Joker. In the instant that the Joker appears, he makes his demands known to the criminal underworld and then proceeds to swoop in and take what he wants by force, despite their refusal to collaborate. Unlike the parasitic monsters that had plagued Gotham in the past, The Joker is after a much bigger prize: the capitulation of Batman and the subsequent surrender of Gotham’s citizens to his inconstant wiles. In his fight to stop him, Batman will come face to face with good and evil and in the end has to choose between maintaining the delicate equilibrium of Gotham or romancing the unattainable.
Director Christopher Nolan (who co-wrote the script with his brother Jonathan, the man responsible for the story behind 2000’s “Memento”) strayed from Burton’s gothic surrealism and instead created a brooding and subdued metropolis in the previous film (Batman Begins); he continues this sultry but perilous landscape in “The Dark Knight” and this is the feel that “Batman” was meant to have all along. An original score by James Newton Howard (The Sixth Sense) and Hans Zimmer (Gladiator) breathes even more life into the enthralling action, and with Wally Pfister’s superb cinematography and effective editing from Lee Smith, Nolan and crew have created a perfectly-paced, heart-stopping thriller that will have you completely oblivious to its 2 hour and 30 minute time frame.
Christian Bale is the best of the caped crusaders yet, his personification of Bruce Wayne the enigmatic and somber soul that has always been portrayed within the pages of DC Comics. Where Burton never dared to venture, Nolan has Bruce Wayne savoring his elite businessman lifestyle by cavorting around with beautiful women (at one point, Wayne is aboard a yacht with the entire female entourage of the Russian ballet). I’m sorry to say however that Bale, despite being a great actor, is overshadowed not only by Ledger’s spectacular turn as the Joker but also all the mystic buzz that Ledger’s death inspired. Despite it all, he gives Batman/Bruce Wayne grace and dignity, along with an emotional wound that serves to once again spur his waning battle against terror.
Maggie Gyllenhaal, as said by many critics, is an improvement over the bland Katie Holmes (though I’m sure some would’ve loved to see Holmes sitting in the proverbial “hot seat” near the end of the film); she shows a bit more spunk and tenacity and the chemistry between herself and Bale is certainly more believable. Caine is dignified and sentimental as Alfred (the best Alfred yet) and Morgan Freeman gives another stately performance as Lucius Fox, Batman’s highly skilled supplier of all his “wonderful toys”.
Who really gets a chance to show some diabolical skills is Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent, the man who would ultimately become Two-Face. Eckhart’s make-up job combined with additional CGI is grotesque and awesome in all its glory, combined with a spellbinding portrayal of a man who becomes as cold-blooded as the psychotic who disfigured him. Credit must also be given for a superb and subtle Gary Oldman as Jim Gordon, the man who would be Gotham’s future Commissioner.
Though Jack Nicholson was a real hoot as the Joker in Tim Burton’s 1989 adaptation, 28-year-old Ledger blows him off the map with an exceedingly strange, devilish and frightening portrayal of madness personified. This Joker is not someone to be trifled with – his “magic trick” involving a pencil will induce shock and disgust, and this is in only the first thirty seconds that he is introduced face-to-face with the audience. Upon further introduction, none will be able to turn their eye from the haphazardly applied make-up which only serves to highlight his disfigurement rather than conceal it, the nasally and freakish intonations, the queer lip-licking and the unpredictability of his reflexive malice.
Heather Ledger is, quite simply, marvelous.
This will no doubt earn him a posthumous nomination for Best Actor come 2009’s Oscars, possibly even a posthumous win (co-star Michael Caine has made a similar statement). That makes watching Ledger cause his audience to shiver that much more bittersweet – it evokes the same “what might’ve been” sadness that River Phoenix, another young promising talent, did with fans when he died suddenly from a drug overdose on Halloween in 1993. I didn’t want the movie to end because I knew that there would never be a reprise from this actor so young yet so adept at his craft, let alone a repeat performance of the maniacal Joker in a potential sequel.
Bottom Line: A tour-de-force on all levels. Though you be an action fan, a comic book nerd, a movie-goer or simply a fan of the many talented actors and actresses within “The Dark Knight”, all elements of the film will have you lying in wait eagerly for a sequel. It just can’t get here soon enough.
July 30th, 2008
